Thursday, March 11, 2010

How to get banned

1. Don't Play.
2. Lead the side to world cup victory.
3. Lead the side to a series loss.
4. Eat the ball.
5. Fake an injury.
6. Express confidence in yourself.
7. Return to play on S.O.S. request.
8. Impose an exile on yourself.
9. Be a part of an inexperienced side that loses away from home.

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